Ring, ring! "Thanks for calling Ragtime. This is Kathy. How may I help you?" "Do you carry fake fur?" "We do . . . and no animals were harmed in its production!" "Ha, ha! So it's real fake fur. Do you have much?" "We have a variety of colors and types. What are you looking for?" "Something in browns, tans, blacks . . . with long hairs. I'm making a werewolf baby." "Yup! We have that!"